THIS IS INSTEAD OF TELEPHONING BECAUSE I CANT LOOK YOU IN THE VOICE

I would like to be paid like a plumber

My mother declared my bedroom a disaster area

I hate everybody including you

My child was perfect

You have given us so much more happiness than discontent

My thoughts are with two remarkable women

I'm amputating you

Have a Happy Period

Some asshole is signing your name to stupid letters

There is no dam way you could ever match their dam skills