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What would I have done without you?

The funniest looking Christmas party I ever saw

Dame of what?

Be a little vampire

Lord what a repulsive remark to end with!

All any of us can do is follow our own conscience and retain faith in our democracy

I am Danny DeVito’s mother

Hail to you who forever holds a tender spot in this immigrant’s heart

ME HAVE COOKIE

The Haitian people are noble and generous

My life and creative work are justified and completed

The Outsiders

This is a present from a small distant world

Be reasonable: what can I do?

It literally touches all one’s senses

ME? I LOVE SPRINGSTEEN!!!

Have a Happy Period

F I F T E E N

What a horizon, what treasures of mind and spirit!

You did justice to the dream of a child

You provided us with the only possible remedy

Excuse this ghastly handwriting

How dare you

Music to defecate to must be the final insult to the composer

I must stop and fondle my dogs

This country is in the hands of morons

Please change your hold music

He is a most exemplary young man

Let us love each other

I have never seen anything like it

We will be millionaires before long

The cat dumped a load in a Kleenex box

I MISS LORINA BULWER

I am not greatly troubled by fans nowadays

You can beat it just like I did

How d’you like my new vocabulary?

The boy is a boy and the fish is a fish

My brains are hanging out like a dog’s tongue

This is specially for the back of your neck

I would like to give you your own history

Damn the mail!

I feel she is alive and I know she needs us

I have a new plan

Power corrupts

Maybe a word from you will save me

Five accidents in two minutes

When you love a man, don’t spoil everything by marrying him

I wish you were a Kangaroo

The tiger is in the library

I AM DESPERATE TO HAVE SOME REAL FUN AGAIN

I MADE A BAD MISTAKE

This I saw, this I experienced, this I know to be the truth

You’re nothing but a pimp

Maybe we should ban suits

I would rather...

My mother declared my bedroom a disaster area

You have made me unhappy

Eddie's House

There is no dam way you could ever match their dam skills

A great deal of the meaning seems to have gone out of the world

Go for it

Don’t read that hogwash

A lousy proposition

Live a life worth living

Drink it

Wherever you go there are always people

If you stretch out your hand, I think you can reach mine

I meet the proposition with unutterable scorn and contempt

The thermometer will burst

I'm amputating you

It’s Your Turn to Take Care of Grandma

It was SUPPRESSED RANDINESS

What a world

My heart almost stood still

This is not a letter

The most dreadful lie you ever told me

We are just temporary occupants of this office

A Plea for a raise

Let us toast to animal pleasures

The spectacle sickened me

My child was perfect

What a bawling and a tearing of hair there will be!

Show that to your teacher

One of the best things is being alone