You’re nothing but a pimp
Frank Sinatra fights back
In April of 1976, with full team in tow, the inimitable Frank Sinatra landed in Chicago where he was due to perform on stage for hundreds of his adoring fans. Naturally, his presence was talk of the town, and ahead of the first live show, Chicago News columnist Mike Royko decided to focus on Ol’ Blue Eyes’ arrival in the city: he described the constant placement of Chicago cops outside Sinatra’s hotel as “wasteful,” derided his supposed “entourage of flunkies,” and remarked on what appeared to be, to Royko at least, a wig on the singer’s head. Sinatra saw the column; unsurprisingly, he wasn’t impressed. On May 4th, he replied with this gem—a letter in which he answered each of Royko’s points and then essentially offered to punch him in the mouth. Royko declined.
May 4, 1976
Mr. Mike Royko
“Chicago Daily News”
401 No. Wabash Avenue
Chicago, Illinois 60611Let me start this note by saying, I don’t know you and you don’t know me. I believe if you knew me:
First, you would find immediately that I do not have an army of flunkies.
Secondly, neither myself, nor my secretary, nor my security man put in the request for police protection. It is something that’s far from necessary.
It’s quite obvious that your source of information stinks, but that never surprises me about people who write in newspapers for a living. They rarely get their facts straight. If the police decided that they wanted to be generous to me, I appreciate it. If you have any beefs with the Chicago Police Force, why not take it out on them instead of me, or is that too big a job for you?
And thirdly, who the hell gives you the right to decide how disliked I am if you know nothing about me. The only honest thing I read in your piece is the fact that you admitted you are disliked, and by the way you write I can understand it. Quite frankly, I don’t understand why people don’t spit in your eye three or four times a day.
Regarding my “tough reputation” you and no one else can prove that allegation. You and millions of other gullible Americans read that kind of crap written by the same female gossip columnists that you are so gallantly trying to protect; the garbage dealers I call hookers, and there’s no doubt that is exactly what they are, which makes you a pimp, because you are using people to make money just as they are.
Lastly, certainly not the least, if you are a gambling man:
a) You prove, without a doubt, that I have ever punched an elderly drunk or elderly anybody, you can pick up $100,000.
b) I will allow you to pull my “hairpiece”; if it moves, I will give you another $100,000; if it does not, I punch you in the mouth. How about it?
Sinatra
cc: The Honorable Richard J. Daley; Supt. James Rochford; Mr. Marshall Field, Publisher; Mr. Charles D. Fegert, Vice Pres.
This material has been copyrighted may not be reproduced unless used in its entirety and sets forth the following copyright notice: © Frank Sinatra 1976
In 2009, an incredibly charming lady named Vie Carlson appeared on Antiques Roadshow with the original letter and explained how it came to be in her possession. I highly recommend watching the footage…
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