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500 ways to end a letter, according to our AI overlords

Shaun Usher
Mar 28, 2023
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I’ve been playing with ChatGPT, which, for the uninitiated, is an artificial intelligence-powered chatbot that’s been fed huge amounts of data from a variety of sources and is now open for questioning. That’s about as much complexity as my poor brain can handle, so thankfully the upshot is simple: you type a question about pretty much anything, and it quickly gives you an answer in human-like language. I’ve described it terribly, but trust me when I say it’s mind-blowing and only faintly worrying.

Very quickly, because I’m a nerd with a one-track mind, I began to ask questions related to letters, and after an initial period of disappointment

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I told it to come up with some unique ways to end a letter or email:

I’m interested in valediction at the end of letters and emails, e.g. “Best wishes, Shaun”, “Kind regards, Shaun” and “Yours sincerely, Shaun.” I want you to devise some new ones. They must be unique but not so ridiculous that I wouldn’t be able to sign off a letter or email with them. They can be of any length. Humour is allowed but not necessary. Give me 50 sign-offs for each of the following types of letters…

Now, not all of them are good; some, in fact, are terrible. But many are genuinely great and useful, and quite a few are very funny—and so, because there’s a real possibility that you’re a nerd just like me, I thought I’d share them with you. I haven’t edited them at all. None have been removed or added. They’re straight from the bot. Scroll down or click on the relevant letter type to (hopefully) be taken to those sign-offs.

With a flourish of adieus

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Shaun


Positive | Angry | Apologetic | Congratulatory | Romantic | Hot | Reconciliatory | Job Seeking | Holidaying | Corporate


POSITIVE

  1. With sunny smiles, Shaun

  2. Brightest beams, Shaun

  3. Yours in adventure, Shaun

  4. With a wink and a nod, Shaun

  5. In caffeinated spirit, Shaun

  6. Optimistically yours, Shaun

  7. Humbly at your service, Shaun

  8. With a touch of whimsy, Shaun

  9. Galactic greetings, Shaun

  10. From my keyboard to yours, Shaun

  11. With a dash of pizzazz, Shaun

  12. Yours in wanderlust, Shaun

  13. Cheerful farewells, Shaun

  14. Timelessly, Shaun

  15. With a sprinkle of stardust, Shaun

  16. Until we type again, Shaun

  17. Fondly and fearlessly, Shaun

  18. Sealed with a smile, Shaun

  19. Toasting to our correspondence, Shaun

  20. Exuding enthusiasm, Shaun

  21. Yours in pixels and prose, Shaun

  22. With a hint of intrigue, Shaun

  23. Onward and upward, Shaun

  24. Carpe diem, Shaun

  25. With gratitude and gusto, Shaun

  26. Beyond the horizon, Shaun

  27. In good spirits, Shaun

  28. Savouring the moment, Shaun

  29. Just around the bend, Shaun

  30. With a flourish, Shaun

  31. Until our next rendezvous, Shaun

  32. One step at a time, Shaun

  33. With the wind at our backs, Shaun

  34. Wishing you tranquility, Shaun

  35. Enthusiastically signing off, Shaun

  36. With a heart full of hope, Shaun

  37. In the company of words, Shaun

  38. With a pocketful of dreams, Shaun

  39. Until the next chapter, Shaun

  40. Borne on digital wings, Shaun

  41. From my screen to your heart, Shaun

  42. With a zest for life, Shaun

  43. Pen in hand, Shaun

  44. Navigating the seas of communication, Shaun

  45. With a bouquet of thoughts, Shaun

  46. Ever so charmed, Shaun

  47. Yours from afar, Shaun

  48. In pursuit of the extraordinary, Shaun

  49. With the warmth of friendship, Shaun

  50. Until our paths cross again, Shaun


ANGRY

  1. Displeased and disheartened, Shaun

  2. With a frown, Shaun

  3. In deep frustration, Shaun

  4. Outraged and outspoken, Shaun

  5. Ticked off and typing, Shaun

  6. Yours in discontent, Shaun

  7. With a heavy sigh, Shaun

  8. Begrudgingly, Shaun

  9. Fed up and flustered, Shaun

  10. Unimpressed and unsatisfied, Shaun

  11. Steaming with anger, Shaun

  12. With a clenched fist, Shaun

  13. In utter disbelief, Shaun

  14. Irate and irked, Shaun

  15. With a stormy countenance, Shaun

  16. Yours in protest, Shaun

  17. Angrily signing off, Shaun

  18. Boiling with indignation, Shaun

  19. With a scowl, Shaun

  20. Not-so-warm regards, Shaun

  21. From the end of my rope, Shaun

  22. Fuming and frustrated, Shaun

  23. Feeling shortchanged, Shaun

  24. In a tempestuous mood, Shaun

  25. Vexed and vehement, Shaun

  26. With a raised eyebrow, Shaun

  27. Through gritted teeth, Shaun

  28. Exasperated, Shaun

  29. Aggravated and annoyed, Shaun

  30. Disappointed and dismayed, Shaun

  31. Rolling my eyes, Shaun

  32. With a bitter taste, Shaun

  33. Perturbed and perplexed, Shaun

  34. In a huff, Shaun

  35. Scornfully, Shaun

  36. In a state of unrest, Shaun

  37. Steeped in irritation, Shaun

  38. With a furrowed brow, Shaun

  39. Resentfully, Shaun

  40. Letting off steam, Shaun

  41. Incensed and incredulous, Shaun

  42. Yours in a foul mood, Shaun

  43. With a storm brewing, Shaun

  44. Feeling wronged, Shaun

  45. Riled up and ready, Shaun

  46. Chagrined and charged, Shaun

  47. In a fit of pique, Shaun

  48. Sizzling with annoyance, Shaun

  49. With my hackles raised, Shaun

  50. Stewing in my own juices, Shaun


APOLOGETIC

  1. With deepest regrets, Shaun

  2. Sincerely sorry, Shaun

  3. Remorsefully, Shaun

  4. With heartfelt apologies, Shaun

  5. Humbly seeking forgiveness, Shaun

  6. Apologetically, Shaun

  7. Hoping for your understanding, Shaun

  8. In the spirit of reconciliation, Shaun

  9. With my sincerest apologies, Shaun

  10. Contritely, Shaun

  11. Ashamed and apologetic, Shaun

  12. Seeking your pardon, Shaun

  13. Regretfully yours, Shaun

  14. With profound apologies, Shaun

  15. Pained and penitent, Shaun

  16. Yours in contrition, Shaun

  17. Heavy-hearted, Shaun

  18. Atoning for my actions, Shaun

  19. Wishing to make amends, Shaun

  20. In the shadow of my mistake, Shaun

  21. Repentantly, Shaun

  22. With a heavy conscience, Shaun

  23. In pursuit of forgiveness, Shaun

  24. Accepting my responsibility, Shaun

  25. Hoping for your grace, Shaun

  26. With a bowed head, Shaun

  27. Desiring to set things right, Shaun

  28. With genuine remorse, Shaun

  29. From a place of penitence, Shaun

  30. With a sorrowful heart, Shaun

  31. Beseeching your pardon, Shaun

  32. With my humblest apologies, Shaun

  33. In the aftermath of my error, Shaun

  34. Learning from my mistakes, Shaun

  35. With the utmost sincerity, Shaun

  36. Awaiting your benevolence, Shaun

  37. Filled with regret, Shaun

  38. Apologies from the heart, Shaun

  39. Hoping for absolution, Shaun

  40. Acknowledging my wrongdoing, Shaun

  41. With sincere contrition, Shaun

  42. Rueful and repentant, Shaun

  43. Asking for your patience, Shaun

  44. With a plea for forgiveness, Shaun

  45. Mending my ways, Shaun

  46. In the spirit of atonement, Shaun

  47. With an earnest apology, Shaun

  48. Recognising my transgression, Shaun

  49. Wishing to turn the page, Shaun

  50. With my apologies and respect, Shaun


CONGRATULATORY

  1. Celebrating your success, Shaun

  2. With warmest congratulations, Shaun

  3. Proud of you, Shaun

  4. Heartfelt congratulations, Shaun

  5. Toasting to your triumph, Shaun

  6. Sincerely happy for you, Shaun

  7. Cheers to your achievements, Shaun

  8. In awe of your accomplishments, Shaun

  9. With joy and admiration, Shaun

  10. Basking in your glory, Shaun

  11. Delighted for you, Shaun

  12. Yours in celebration, Shaun

  13. Raising a glass to you, Shaun

  14. With enthusiastic applause, Shaun

  15. Soaking up your success, Shaun

  16. With a standing ovation, Shaun

  17. Grinning from ear to ear, Shaun

  18. Commending your efforts, Shaun

  19. Revelling in your victory, Shaun

  20. With hats off to you, Shaun

  21. Beaming with pride, Shaun

  22. Extending my warmest felicitations, Shaun

  23. With a hearty congratulations, Shaun

  24. In the spirit of festivity, Shaun

  25. With a burst of confetti, Shaun

  26. Triumphantly, Shaun

  27. Showering you with praise, Shaun

  28. With a chorus of cheers, Shaun

  29. In the glow of your achievement, Shaun

  30. Feeling inspired by you, Shaun

  31. Saluting your success, Shaun

  32. With sincerest admiration, Shaun

  33. Applauding your accomplishments, Shaun

  34. Kudos and congratulations, Shaun

  35. Bubbling with excitement, Shaun

  36. With a burst of fireworks, Shaun

  37. Sharing in your joy, Shaun

  38. In the company of greatness, Shaun

  39. Savouring your victory, Shaun

  40. With the highest commendation, Shaun

  41. Exuberantly, Shaun

  42. Sending a round of applause, Shaun

  43. With admiration and awe, Shaun

  44. Congratulating you wholeheartedly, Shaun

  45. Thrilled for your achievement, Shaun

  46. With the warmest of wishes, Shaun

  47. Feeling elated for you, Shaun

  48. In the spotlight of success, Shaun

  49. Joining in the celebration, Shaun

  50. With pride and pleasure, Shaun


ROMANTIC

  1. With all my love, Shaun

  2. Forever yours, Shaun

  3. Yours, now and always, Shaun

  4. Tenderly, Shaun

  5. Lost in your eyes, Shaun

  6. Enchanted by you, Shaun

  7. Wrapped in your embrace, Shaun

  8. Kisses and caresses, Shaun

  9. Dreaming of us, Shaun

  10. With every beat of my heart, Shaun

  11. Passionately yours, Shaun

  12. In the warmth of our love, Shaun

  13. Intertwined, Shaun

  14. With a touch of romance, Shaun

  15. My love, my life, Shaun

  16. Yours under the moonlight, Shaun

  17. In the language of love, Shaun

  18. United by love, Shaun

  19. Whispering sweet nothings, Shaun

  20. Your loving admirer, Shaun

  21. Longing for your touch, Shaun

  22. With the fire of our passion, Shaun

  23. Yours in the dance of love, Shaun

  24. Head over heels, Shaun

  25. Lost in your love, Shaun

  26. With love's sweet embrace, Shaun

  27. Eternally smitten, Shaun

  28. With a lover's sigh, Shaun

  29. Yours in a heartbeat, Shaun

  30. Awaiting our next rendezvous, Shaun

  31. Love-struck, Shaun

  32. With the poetry of love, Shaun

  33. Your devoted lover, Shaun

  34. Counting the moments, Shaun

  35. Forever entwined, Shaun

  36. Breathlessly yours, Shaun

  37. In the glow of our love, Shaun

  38. With the stars as our witness, Shaun

  39. Wrapped in your warmth, Shaun

  40. With the melody of our love, Shaun

  41. From the depths of my soul, Shaun

  42. Blissfully in love, Shaun

  43. Embraced by your love, Shaun

  44. Endlessly devoted, Shaun

  45. With the scent of roses, Shaun

  46. Love's eternal flame, Shaun

  47. By the light of our love, Shaun

  48. Your love's sweet treasure, Shaun

  49. With my heart in your hands, Shaun

  50. Adoringly yours, Shaun



HOT

  1. Lustfully yours, Shaun

  2. Aching for your touch, Shaun

  3. With sultry desires, Shaun

  4. Drenched in passion, Shaun

  5. Your sensual seducer, Shaun

  6. Burning with desire, Shaun

  7. Craving your caress, Shaun

  8. Entwined in ecstasy, Shaun

  9. Lost in our passions, Shaun

  10. With a wicked grin, Shaun

  11. Feverishly longing, Shaun

  12. Hungrily awaiting, Shaun

  13. Your passionate playmate, Shaun

  14. Teasingly, Shaun

  15. With a trail of kisses, Shaun

  16. Devouring you with my eyes, Shaun

  17. Sinfully seductive, Shaun

  18. Intoxicated by your allure, Shaun

  19. Consumed by our chemistry, Shaun

  20. With a playful bite, Shaun

  21. Unquenchable thirst, Shaun

  22. Whispers of temptation, Shaun

  23. Enveloped in desire, Shaun

  24. Your erotic enchantress, Shaun

  25. Sizzling with anticipation, Shaun

  26. With a lustful sigh, Shaun

  27. Enticingly, Shaun

  28. Drowning in desire, Shaun

  29. With a heated embrace, Shaun

  30. Your carnal companion, Shaun

  31. Wrapped in temptation, Shaun

  32. Irresistibly drawn, Shaun

  33. With a sultry whisper, Shaun

  34. Breathlessly awaiting, Shaun

  35. Sensuously, Shaun

  36. With the pulse of passion, Shaun

  37. Awaiting our rendezvous, Shaun

  38. Lost in temptation, Shaun

  39. Your willing captive, Shaun

  40. With the fire of passion, Shaun

  41. Tantalisingly, Shaun

  42. Yearning for your taste, Shaun

  43. The flame of our passion, Shaun

  44. Quivering with excitement, Shaun

  45. With every sultry thought, Shaun

  46. Wild with desire, Shaun

  47. Unleashing our fantasies, Shaun

  48. Yours in decadence, Shaun

  49. With unbridled passion, Shaun

  50. In the throes of desire, Shaun


RECONCILIATORY

  1. In the spirit of healing, Shaun

  2. With open arms, Shaun

  3. Mending bridges, Shaun

  4. Seeking harmony, Shaun

  5. With a forgiving heart, Shaun

  6. Walking towards peace, Shaun

  7. Rebuilding our bond, Shaun

  8. United in understanding, Shaun

  9. Hoping for renewal, Shaun

  10. With the olive branch extended, Shaun

  11. In the pursuit of reconciliation, Shaun

  12. Healing our rift, Shaun

  13. With a renewed connection, Shaun

  14. Embracing unity, Shaun

  15. With hope for a brighter future, Shaun

  16. Striving for understanding, Shaun

  17. Extending the hand of friendship, Shaun

  18. Looking forward together, Shaun

  19. In the spirit of forgiveness, Shaun

  20. Moving past our differences, Shaun

  21. Rekindling our friendship, Shaun

  22. With a commitment to change, Shaun

  23. In search of common ground, Shaun

  24. Your steadfast friend, Shaun

  25. Toward renewed trust, Shaun

  26. Bridging the gap, Shaun

  27. Seeking amends, Shaun

  28. Nurturing our bond, Shaun

  29. With a sincere wish for peace, Shaun

  30. With open dialogue, Shaun

  31. With newfound understanding, Shaun

  32. Cherishing our history, Shaun

  33. Together in healing, Shaun

  34. With a hope for resolution, Shaun

  35. Reconciling our hearts, Shaun

  36. In the name of love, Shaun

  37. Regaining our balance, Shaun

  38. With renewed optimism, Shaun

  39. A step closer to harmony, Shaun

  40. With a second chance, Shaun

  41. Turning over a new leaf, Shaun

  42. Reaffirming our bond, Shaun

  43. Embracing our journey, Shaun

  44. With a humble heart, Shaun

  45. Mending fences, Shaun

  46. Restoring our connection, Shaun

  47. In pursuit of a fresh start, Shaun

  48. Holding out an olive branch, Shaun

  49. With the warmth of reconciliation, Shaun

  50. Committed to our friendship, Shaun


JOB SEEKING

  1. Eager to contribute, Shaun

  2. With great enthusiasm, Shaun

  3. Driven to succeed, Shaun

  4. Your dedicated applicant, Shaun

  5. Looking forward to an opportunity, Shaun

  6. Awaiting your positive response, Shaun

  7. With a passion for excellence, Shaun

  8. Confident in my abilities, Shaun

  9. Ready to make a difference, Shaun

  10. Your future team member, Shaun

  11. With anticipation, Shaun

  12. Eager to join your team, Shaun

  13. Diligently seeking an opportunity, Shaun

  14. Committed to professional growth, Shaun

  15. Aspiring to excel, Shaun

  16. In pursuit of a new challenge, Shaun

  17. Driven by ambition, Shaun

  18. Passionate about my career, Shaun

  19. Excited for a new venture, Shaun

  20. With a keen interest, Shaun

  21. Focused on success, Shaun

  22. Determined to contribute, Shaun

  23. Optimistic and prepared, Shaun

  24. With a strong work ethic, Shaun

  25. Seeking to add value, Shaun

  26. Enthusiastically applying, Shaun

  27. Aiming to impress, Shaun

  28. Ready to embark on this journey, Shaun

  29. Motivated and skilled, Shaun

  30. With a zest for achievement, Shaun

  31. Eager to learn and grow, Shaun

  32. A passionate candidate, Shaun

  33. Poised for success, Shaun

  34. Hoping to join your ranks, Shaun

  35. Your potential employee, Shaun

  36. Striving to be part of your team, Shaun

  37. Committed to making an impact, Shaun

  38. With sincere interest, Shaun

  39. Ready to excel, Shaun

  40. Bringing my expertise, Shaun

  41. Eagerly awaiting your response, Shaun

  42. Aiming to thrive, Shaun

  43. With high hopes, Shaun

  44. Seeking a fulfilling opportunity, Shaun

  45. Excited to collaborate, Shaun

  46. Envisioning success, Shaun

  47. A dedicated applicant, Shaun

  48. Prepared to contribute, Shaun

  49. Ready for a new challenge, Shaun

  50. Optimistic about the future, Shaun


HOLIDAYING

  1. Sending sunshine, Shaun

  2. From paradise, Shaun

  3. With a sea breeze, Shaun

  4. Exploring new horizons, Shaun

  5. Your globetrotting friend, Shaun

  6. Soaking up the sun, Shaun

  7. Island vibes, Shaun

  8. Collecting memories, Shaun

  9. With sand between my toes, Shaun

  10. Living the dream, Shaun

  11. Wishing you were here, Shaun

  12. With a tropical smile, Shaun

  13. Underneath the palm trees, Shaun

  14. Riding the waves, Shaun

  15. Your adventurous companion, Shaun

  16. With a traveler's spirit, Shaun

  17. Enjoying the getaway, Shaun

  18. Basking in the adventure, Shaun

  19. Savouring the journey, Shaun

  20. From a world away, Shaun

  21. Experiencing the wonders, Shaun

  22. Wanderlust filled, Shaun

  23. Across the miles, Shaun

  24. Embracing the culture, Shaun

  25. With a suitcase full of memories, Shaun

  26. From the land of beauty, Shaun

  27. Relishing the escape, Shaun

  28. Sun-kissed regards, Shaun

  29. With a touch of wanderlust, Shaun

  30. In the spirit of adventure, Shaun

  31. Your postcard pal, Shaun

  32. With the taste of new cuisines, Shaun

  33. From the road less traveled, Shaun

  34. Discovering hidden gems, Shaun

  35. From my temporary paradise, Shaun

  36. With a traveler's tale, Shaun

  37. Sipping on a tropical drink, Shaun

  38. Greetings from afar, Shaun

  39. Soaking in the sights, Shaun

  40. Lost in a new city, Shaun

  41. With a pocketful of adventures, Shaun

  42. Breathing in the fresh air, Shaun

  43. Your roaming writer, Shaun

  44. Chasing sunsets, Shaun

  45. Savouring the local flavour, Shaun

  46. From a far-off land, Shaun

  47. With my feet in the sand, Shaun

  48. Capturing moments, Shaun

  49. Strolling the streets, Shaun

  50. Under foreign skies, Shaun


CORPORATE

  1. In professional partnership, Shaun

  2. Pursuing excellence together, Shaun

  3. With focused determination, Shaun

  4. Committed to collaboration, Shaun

  5. Advancing our goals, Shaun

  6. Yours in business, Shaun

  7. Strategically aligned, Shaun

  8. Driven by success, Shaun

  9. Onward and upward, Shaun

  10. With innovative spirit, Shaun

  11. Progressively, Shaun

  12. United in growth, Shaun

  13. Cultivating success, Shaun

  14. With unwavering dedication, Shaun

  15. In pursuit of excellence, Shaun

  16. Strengthening connections, Shaun

  17. Yours in enterprise, Shaun

  18. Business-minded, Shaun

  19. Engaged and energised, Shaun

  20. Sincerely in service, Shaun

  21. Diligently, Shaun

  22. Yours in leadership, Shaun

  23. With shared aspirations, Shaun

  24. Results-driven, Shaun

  25. Committed to advancement, Shaun

  26. Your business ally, Shaun

  27. With a growth mindset, Shaun

  28. Visionary regards, Shaun

  29. Supporting your endeavours, Shaun

  30. Collaboratively, Shaun

  31. With a proactive approach, Shaun

  32. Building bridges, Shaun

  33. With the spirit of innovation, Shaun

  34. Your dedicated partner, Shaun

  35. Expanding horizons, Shaun

  36. Propelling progress, Shaun

  37. In the realm of success, Shaun

  38. Fostering partnerships, Shaun

  39. Towards a brighter future, Shaun

  40. Respectfully at your service, Shaun

  41. With a keen eye, Shaun

  42. Navigating the business landscape, Shaun

  43. Cultivating opportunities, Shaun

  44. Achieving together, Shaun

  45. In the pursuit of greatness, Shaun

  46. With a shared vision, Shaun

  47. Energised for success, Shaun

  48. Driven by passion, Shaun

  49. Committed to collaboration, Shaun

  50. Steadfast in partnership, Shaun

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Don’t ask ChatGPT about a specific letter from history. It will simply lie and make one up, breezily quoting from a supposedly genuinely piece of correspondence that sounds fascinating but turns out to be a hallucination. It’s cruel, it’s a tease, and I refuse to be duped again.

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That was the bot’s suggestion.

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T. De Los Reyes
Mar 30Liked by Shaun Usher

It reads so much like a poem, Shaun. As a poet who has been learning AI for the past few months to see its effect in my life and creativity in general, and as someone who thinks AI is a game-changer but still distrusts it a little, and as someone who has been wondering how AI can be used in a literary sense—for the first time, I think, this one works.

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Mrunalini Gole
Mar 30Liked by Shaun Usher

Overall a wonderful result. Thanks for sharing. It sure threw up some surprising answers!!!!!

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