Yours Robotically

500 ways to end a letter, according to our AI overlords

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I’ve been playing with ChatGPT, which, for the uninitiated, is an artificial intelligence-powered chatbot that’s been fed huge amounts of data from a variety of sources and is now open for questioning. That’s about as much complexity as my poor brain can handle, so thankfully the upshot is simple: you type a question about pretty much anything, and it quickly gives you an answer in human-like language. I’ve described it terribly, but trust me when I say it’s mind-blowing and only faintly worrying.

Very quickly, because I’m a nerd with a one-track mind, I began to ask questions related to letters, and after an initial period of disappointment¹ I told it to come up with some unique ways to end a letter or email:

I’m interested in valediction at the end of letters and emails, e.g. “Best wishes, Shaun”, “Kind regards, Shaun” and “Yours sincerely, Shaun.” I want you to devise some new ones. They must be unique but not so ridiculous that I wouldn’t be able to sign off a letter or email with them. They can be of any length. Humour is allowed but not necessary. Give me 50 sign-offs for each of the following types of letters…

Now, not all of them are good; some, in fact, are terrible. But many are genuinely great and useful, and quite a few are very funny—and so, because there’s a real possibility that you’re a nerd just like me, I thought I’d share them with you. I haven’t edited them at all. None have been removed or added. They’re straight from the bot. Scroll down or click on the relevant letter type to (hopefully) be taken to those sign-offs.

With a flourish of adieus²,
Shaun

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Positive | Angry | Apologetic | Congratulatory | Romantic | Hot | Reconciliatory | Job Seeking | Holidaying | Corporate

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POSITIVE

1. With sunny smiles, Shaun

2. Brightest beams, Shaun

3. Yours in adventure, Shaun

4. With a wink and a nod, Shaun

5. In caffeinated spirit, Shaun

6. Optimistically yours, Shaun

7. Humbly at your service, Shaun

8. With a touch of whimsy, Shaun

9. Galactic greetings, Shaun

10. From my keyboard to yours, Shaun

11. With a dash of pizzazz, Shaun

12. Yours in wanderlust, Shaun

13. Cheerful farewells, Shaun

14. Timelessly, Shaun

15. With a sprinkle of stardust, Shaun

16. Until we type again, Shaun

17. Fondly and fearlessly, Shaun

18. Sealed with a smile, Shaun

19. Toasting to our correspondence, Shaun

20. Exuding enthusiasm, Shaun

21. Yours in pixels and prose, Shaun

22. With a hint of intrigue, Shaun

23. Onward and upward, Shaun

24. Carpe diem, Shaun

25. With gratitude and gusto, Shaun

26. Beyond the horizon, Shaun

27. In good spirits, Shaun

28. Savouring the moment, Shaun

29. Just around the bend, Shaun

30. With a flourish, Shaun

31. Until our next rendezvous, Shaun

32. One step at a time, Shaun

33. With the wind at our backs, Shaun

34. Wishing you tranquility, Shaun

35. Enthusiastically signing off, Shaun

36. With a heart full of hope, Shaun

37. In the company of words, Shaun

38. With a pocketful of dreams, Shaun

39. Until the next chapter, Shaun

40. Borne on digital wings, Shaun

41. From my screen to your heart, Shaun

42. With a zest for life, Shaun

43. Pen in hand, Shaun

44. Navigating the seas of communication, Shaun

45. With a bouquet of thoughts, Shaun

46. Ever so charmed, Shaun

47. Yours from afar, Shaun

48. In pursuit of the extraordinary, Shaun

49. With the warmth of friendship, Shaun

50. Until our paths cross again, Shaun

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ANGRY

1. Displeased and disheartened, Shaun

2. With a frown, Shaun

3. In deep frustration, Shaun

4. Outraged and outspoken, Shaun

5. Ticked off and typing, Shaun

6. Yours in discontent, Shaun

7. With a heavy sigh, Shaun

8. Begrudgingly, Shaun

9. Fed up and flustered, Shaun

10. Unimpressed and unsatisfied, Shaun

11. Steaming with anger, Shaun

12. With a clenched fist, Shaun

13. In utter disbelief, Shaun

14. Irate and irked, Shaun

15. With a stormy countenance, Shaun

16. Yours in protest, Shaun

17. Angrily signing off, Shaun

18. Boiling with indignation, Shaun

19. With a scowl, Shaun

20. Not-so-warm regards, Shaun

21. From the end of my rope, Shaun

22. Fuming and frustrated, Shaun

23. Feeling shortchanged, Shaun

24. In a tempestuous mood, Shaun

25. Vexed and vehement, Shaun

26. With a raised eyebrow, Shaun

27. Through gritted teeth, Shaun

28. Exasperated, Shaun

29. Aggravated and annoyed, Shaun

30. Disappointed and dismayed, Shaun

31. Rolling my eyes, Shaun

32. With a bitter taste, Shaun

33. Perturbed and perplexed, Shaun

34. In a huff, Shaun

35. Scornfully, Shaun

36. In a state of unrest, Shaun

37. Steeped in irritation, Shaun

38. With a furrowed brow, Shaun

39. Resentfully, Shaun

40. Letting off steam, Shaun

41. Incensed and incredulous, Shaun

42. Yours in a foul mood, Shaun

43. With a storm brewing, Shaun

44. Feeling wronged, Shaun

45. Riled up and ready, Shaun

46. Chagrined and charged, Shaun

47. In a fit of pique, Shaun

48. Sizzling with annoyance, Shaun

49. With my hackles raised, Shaun

50. Stewing in my own juices, Shaun

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APOLOGETIC

1. With deepest regrets, Shaun

2. Sincerely sorry, Shaun

3. Remorsefully, Shaun

4. With heartfelt apologies, Shaun

5. Humbly seeking forgiveness, Shaun

6. Apologetically, Shaun

7. Hoping for your understanding, Shaun

8. In the spirit of reconciliation, Shaun

9. With my sincerest apologies, Shaun

10. Contritely, Shaun

11. Ashamed and apologetic, Shaun

12. Seeking your pardon, Shaun

13. Regretfully yours, Shaun

14. With profound apologies, Shaun

15. Pained and penitent, Shaun

16. Yours in contrition, Shaun

17. Heavy-hearted, Shaun

18. Atoning for my actions, Shaun

19. Wishing to make amends, Shaun

20. In the shadow of my mistake, Shaun

21. Repentantly, Shaun

22. With a heavy conscience, Shaun

23. In pursuit of forgiveness, Shaun

24. Accepting my responsibility, Shaun

25. Hoping for your grace, Shaun

26. With a bowed head, Shaun

27. Desiring to set things right, Shaun

28. With genuine remorse, Shaun

29. From a place of penitence, Shaun

30. With a sorrowful heart, Shaun

31. Beseeching your pardon, Shaun

32. With my humblest apologies, Shaun

33. In the aftermath of my error, Shaun

34. Learning from my mistakes, Shaun

35. With the utmost sincerity, Shaun

36. Awaiting your benevolence, Shaun

37. Filled with regret, Shaun

38. Apologies from the heart, Shaun

39. Hoping for absolution, Shaun

40. Acknowledging my wrongdoing, Shaun

41. With sincere contrition, Shaun

42. Rueful and repentant, Shaun

43. Asking for your patience, Shaun

44. With a plea for forgiveness, Shaun

45. Mending my ways, Shaun

46. In the spirit of atonement, Shaun

47. With an earnest apology, Shaun

48. Recognising my transgression, Shaun

49. Wishing to turn the page, Shaun

50. With my apologies and respect, Shaun

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CONGRATULATORY

1. Celebrating your success, Shaun

2. With warmest congratulations, Shaun

3. Proud of you, Shaun

4. Heartfelt congratulations, Shaun

5. Toasting to your triumph, Shaun

6. Sincerely happy for you, Shaun

7. Cheers to your achievements, Shaun

8. In awe of your accomplishments, Shaun

9. With joy and admiration, Shaun

10. Basking in your glory, Shaun

11. Delighted for you, Shaun

12. Yours in celebration, Shaun

13. Raising a glass to you, Shaun

14. With enthusiastic applause, Shaun

15. Soaking up your success, Shaun

16. With a standing ovation, Shaun

17. Grinning from ear to ear, Shaun

18. Commending your efforts, Shaun

19. Revelling in your victory, Shaun

20. With hats off to you, Shaun

21. Beaming with pride, Shaun

22. Extending my warmest felicitations, Shaun

23. With a hearty congratulations, Shaun

24. In the spirit of festivity, Shaun

25. With a burst of confetti, Shaun

26. Triumphantly, Shaun

27. Showering you with praise, Shaun

28. With a chorus of cheers, Shaun

29. In the glow of your achievement, Shaun

30. Feeling inspired by you, Shaun

31. Saluting your success, Shaun

32. With sincerest admiration, Shaun

33. Applauding your accomplishments, Shaun

34. Kudos and congratulations, Shaun

35. Bubbling with excitement, Shaun

36. With a burst of fireworks, Shaun

37. Sharing in your joy, Shaun

38. In the company of greatness, Shaun

39. Savouring your victory, Shaun

40. With the highest commendation, Shaun

41. Exuberantly, Shaun

42. Sending a round of applause, Shaun

43. With admiration and awe, Shaun

44. Congratulating you wholeheartedly, Shaun

45. Thrilled for your achievement, Shaun

46. With the warmest of wishes, Shaun

47. Feeling elated for you, Shaun

48. In the spotlight of success, Shaun

49. Joining in the celebration, Shaun

50. With pride and pleasure, Shaun

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ROMANTIC

1. With all my love, Shaun

2. Forever yours, Shaun

3. Yours, now and always, Shaun

4. Tenderly, Shaun

5. Lost in your eyes, Shaun

6. Enchanted by you, Shaun

7. Wrapped in your embrace, Shaun

8. Kisses and caresses, Shaun

9. Dreaming of us, Shaun

10. With every beat of my heart, Shaun

11. Passionately yours, Shaun

12. In the warmth of our love, Shaun

13. Intertwined, Shaun

14. With a touch of romance, Shaun

15. My love, my life, Shaun

16. Yours under the moonlight, Shaun

17. In the language of love, Shaun

18. United by love, Shaun

19. Whispering sweet nothings, Shaun

20. Your loving admirer, Shaun

21. Longing for your touch, Shaun

22. With the fire of our passion, Shaun

23. Yours in the dance of love, Shaun

24. Head over heels, Shaun

25. Lost in your love, Shaun

26. With love's sweet embrace, Shaun

27. Eternally smitten, Shaun

28. With a lover's sigh, Shaun

29. Yours in a heartbeat, Shaun

30. Awaiting our next rendezvous, Shaun

31. Love-struck, Shaun

32. With the poetry of love, Shaun

33. Your devoted lover, Shaun

34. Counting the moments, Shaun

35. Forever entwined, Shaun

36. Breathlessly yours, Shaun

37. In the glow of our love, Shaun

38. With the stars as our witness, Shaun

39. Wrapped in your warmth, Shaun

40. With the melody of our love, Shaun

41. From the depths of my soul, Shaun

42. Blissfully in love, Shaun

43. Embraced by your love, Shaun

44. Endlessly devoted, Shaun

45. With the scent of roses, Shaun

46. Love's eternal flame, Shaun

47. By the light of our love, Shaun

48. Your love's sweet treasure, Shaun

49. With my heart in your hands, Shaun

50. Adoringly yours, Shaun

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HOT

1. Lustfully yours, Shaun

2. Aching for your touch, Shaun

3. With sultry desires, Shaun

4. Drenched in passion, Shaun

5. Your sensual seducer, Shaun

6. Burning with desire, Shaun

7. Craving your caress, Shaun

8. Entwined in ecstasy, Shaun

9. Lost in our passions, Shaun

10. With a wicked grin, Shaun

11. Feverishly longing, Shaun

12. Hungrily awaiting, Shaun

13. Your passionate playmate, Shaun

14. Teasingly, Shaun

15. With a trail of kisses, Shaun

16. Devouring you with my eyes, Shaun

17. Sinfully seductive, Shaun

18. Intoxicated by your allure, Shaun

19. Consumed by our chemistry, Shaun

20. With a playful bite, Shaun

21. Unquenchable thirst, Shaun

22. Whispers of temptation, Shaun

23. Enveloped in desire, Shaun

24. Your erotic enchantress, Shaun

25. Sizzling with anticipation, Shaun

26. With a lustful sigh, Shaun

27. Enticingly, Shaun

28. Drowning in desire, Shaun

29. With a heated embrace, Shaun

30. Your carnal companion, Shaun

31. Wrapped in temptation, Shaun

32. Irresistibly drawn, Shaun

33. With a sultry whisper, Shaun

34. Breathlessly awaiting, Shaun

35. Sensuously, Shaun

36. With the pulse of passion, Shaun

37. Awaiting our rendezvous, Shaun

38. Lost in temptation, Shaun

39. Your willing captive, Shaun

40. With the fire of passion, Shaun

41. Tantalisingly, Shaun

42. Yearning for your taste, Shaun

43. The flame of our passion, Shaun

44. Quivering with excitement, Shaun

45. With every sultry thought, Shaun

46. Wild with desire, Shaun

47. Unleashing our fantasies, Shaun

48. Yours in decadence, Shaun

49. With unbridled passion, Shaun

50. In the throes of desire, Shaun

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RECONCILIATORY

1. In the spirit of healing, Shaun

2. With open arms, Shaun

3. Mending bridges, Shaun

4. Seeking harmony, Shaun

5. With a forgiving heart, Shaun

6. Walking towards peace, Shaun

7. Rebuilding our bond, Shaun

8. United in understanding, Shaun

9. Hoping for renewal, Shaun

10. With the olive branch extended, Shaun

11. In the pursuit of reconciliation, Shaun

12. Healing our rift, Shaun

13. With a renewed connection, Shaun

14. Embracing unity, Shaun

15. With hope for a brighter future, Shaun

16. Striving for understanding, Shaun

17. Extending the hand of friendship, Shaun

18. Looking forward together, Shaun

19. In the spirit of forgiveness, Shaun

20. Moving past our differences, Shaun

21. Rekindling our friendship, Shaun

22. With a commitment to change, Shaun

23. In search of common ground, Shaun

24. Your steadfast friend, Shaun

25. Toward renewed trust, Shaun

26. Bridging the gap, Shaun

27. Seeking amends, Shaun

28. Nurturing our bond, Shaun

29. With a sincere wish for peace, Shaun

30. With open dialogue, Shaun

31. With newfound understanding, Shaun

32. Cherishing our history, Shaun

33. Together in healing, Shaun

34. With a hope for resolution, Shaun

35. Reconciling our hearts, Shaun

36. In the name of love, Shaun

37. Regaining our balance, Shaun

38. With renewed optimism, Shaun

39. A step closer to harmony, Shaun

40. With a second chance, Shaun

41. Turning over a new leaf, Shaun

42. Reaffirming our bond, Shaun

43. Embracing our journey, Shaun

44. With a humble heart, Shaun

45. Mending fences, Shaun

46. Restoring our connection, Shaun

47. In pursuit of a fresh start, Shaun

48. Holding out an olive branch, Shaun

49. With the warmth of reconciliation, Shaun

50. Committed to our friendship, Shaun

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JOB SEEKING

1. Eager to contribute, Shaun

2. With great enthusiasm, Shaun

3. Driven to succeed, Shaun

4. Your dedicated applicant, Shaun

5. Looking forward to an opportunity, Shaun

6. Awaiting your positive response, Shaun

7. With a passion for excellence, Shaun

8. Confident in my abilities, Shaun

9. Ready to make a difference, Shaun

10. Your future team member, Shaun

11. With anticipation, Shaun

12. Eager to join your team, Shaun

13. Diligently seeking an opportunity, Shaun

14. Committed to professional growth, Shaun

15. Aspiring to excel, Shaun

16. In pursuit of a new challenge, Shaun

17. Driven by ambition, Shaun

18. Passionate about my career, Shaun

19. Excited for a new venture, Shaun

20. With a keen interest, Shaun

21. Focused on success, Shaun

22. Determined to contribute, Shaun

23. Optimistic and prepared, Shaun

24. With a strong work ethic, Shaun

25. Seeking to add value, Shaun

26. Enthusiastically applying, Shaun

27. Aiming to impress, Shaun

28. Ready to embark on this journey, Shaun

29. Motivated and skilled, Shaun

30. With a zest for achievement, Shaun

31. Eager to learn and grow, Shaun

32. A passionate candidate, Shaun

33. Poised for success, Shaun

34. Hoping to join your ranks, Shaun

35. Your potential employee, Shaun

36. Striving to be part of your team, Shaun

37. Committed to making an impact, Shaun

38. With sincere interest, Shaun

39. Ready to excel, Shaun

40. Bringing my expertise, Shaun

41. Eagerly awaiting your response, Shaun

42. Aiming to thrive, Shaun

43. With high hopes, Shaun

44. Seeking a fulfilling opportunity, Shaun

45. Excited to collaborate, Shaun

46. Envisioning success, Shaun

47. A dedicated applicant, Shaun

48. Prepared to contribute, Shaun

49. Ready for a new challenge, Shaun

50. Optimistic about the future, Shaun

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HOLIDAYING

1. Sending sunshine, Shaun

2. From paradise, Shaun

3. With a sea breeze, Shaun

4. Exploring new horizons, Shaun

5. Your globetrotting friend, Shaun

6. Soaking up the sun, Shaun

7. Island vibes, Shaun

8. Collecting memories, Shaun

9. With sand between my toes, Shaun

10. Living the dream, Shaun

11. Wishing you were here, Shaun

12. With a tropical smile, Shaun

13. Underneath the palm trees, Shaun

14. Riding the waves, Shaun

15. Your adventurous companion, Shaun

16. With a traveler's spirit, Shaun

17. Enjoying the getaway, Shaun

18. Basking in the adventure, Shaun

19. Savouring the journey, Shaun

20. From a world away, Shaun

21. Experiencing the wonders, Shaun

22. Wanderlust filled, Shaun

23. Across the miles, Shaun

24. Embracing the culture, Shaun

25. With a suitcase full of memories, Shaun

26. From the land of beauty, Shaun

27. Relishing the escape, Shaun

28. Sun-kissed regards, Shaun

29. With a touch of wanderlust, Shaun

30. In the spirit of adventure, Shaun

31. Your postcard pal, Shaun

32. With the taste of new cuisines, Shaun

33. From the road less traveled, Shaun

34. Discovering hidden gems, Shaun

35. From my temporary paradise, Shaun

36. With a traveler's tale, Shaun

37. Sipping on a tropical drink, Shaun

38. Greetings from afar, Shaun

39. Soaking in the sights, Shaun

40. Lost in a new city, Shaun

41. With a pocketful of adventures, Shaun

42. Breathing in the fresh air, Shaun

43. Your roaming writer, Shaun

44. Chasing sunsets, Shaun

45. Savouring the local flavour, Shaun

46. From a far-off land, Shaun

47. With my feet in the sand, Shaun

48. Capturing moments, Shaun

49. Strolling the streets, Shaun

50. Under foreign skies, Shaun

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CORPORATE

1. In professional partnership, Shaun

2. Pursuing excellence together, Shaun

3. With focused determination, Shaun

4. Committed to collaboration, Shaun

5. Advancing our goals, Shaun

6. Yours in business, Shaun

7. Strategically aligned, Shaun

8. Driven by success, Shaun

9. Onward and upward, Shaun

10. With innovative spirit, Shaun

11. Progressively, Shaun

12. United in growth, Shaun

13. Cultivating success, Shaun

14. With unwavering dedication, Shaun

15. In pursuit of excellence, Shaun

16. Strengthening connections, Shaun

17. Yours in enterprise, Shaun

18. Business-minded, Shaun

19. Engaged and energised, Shaun

20. Sincerely in service, Shaun

21. Diligently, Shaun

22. Yours in leadership, Shaun

23. With shared aspirations, Shaun

24. Results-driven, Shaun

25. Committed to advancement, Shaun

26. Your business ally, Shaun

27. With a growth mindset, Shaun

28. Visionary regards, Shaun

29. Supporting your endeavours, Shaun

30. Collaboratively, Shaun

31. With a proactive approach, Shaun

32. Building bridges, Shaun

33. With the spirit of innovation, Shaun

34. Your dedicated partner, Shaun

35. Expanding horizons, Shaun

36. Propelling progress, Shaun

37. In the realm of success, Shaun

38. Fostering partnerships, Shaun

39. Towards a brighter future, Shaun

40. Respectfully at your service, Shaun

41. With a keen eye, Shaun

42. Navigating the business landscape, Shaun

43. Cultivating opportunities, Shaun

44. Achieving together, Shaun

45. In the pursuit of greatness, Shaun

46. With a shared vision, Shaun

47. Energised for success, Shaun

48. Driven by passion, Shaun

49. Committed to collaboration, Shaun

50. Steadfast in partnership, Shaun

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1. Don’t ask ChatGPT about a specific letter from history. It will simply lie and make one up, breezily quoting from a supposedly genuinely piece of correspondence that sounds fascinating but turns out to be a hallucination. It’s cruel, it’s a tease, and I refuse to be duped again.

2. That was the bot’s suggestion.