Be a little vampire

This country is in the hands of morons

I have a new plan

The tiger is in the library

It’s Your Turn to Take Care of Grandma

The most dreadful lie you ever told me

If you are not careful, I won't even put your name in the hat

Life is like riding a bicycle

Wherever you go there are always people

That the situation is hopeless should not prevent us from doing our best

Every page fills me with a sick loathing

Follow your dreams, not your boyfriends