We smelt of not washing all over

You know those moments, usually at Christmas, when your mum gets that glint in her eye and she pulls out the enormous photo album from the cupboard, dusts it off with her sleeve, and before you know it the whole family’s laughing at that hazy picture of you leaning against the wall in the hallway with your shell suit and shades on at 11 years of age? We…

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