Thank you for the unexpected and unsolicited submission of your p*** portrait for our consideration

This is not Sarah-Louise. Photo from Getty.

In June 2016, a then-28-year-old British woman named Sarah-Louise Jordan became the latest in an impossibly long line of women to be sent, without so much as a warning, an unsolicited photograph of a penis belonging to a stranger. Thankfully for the wider population, she responded with the following letter. It …