If you only had a Beatle haircut you would be the most beautiful man in the whole wide world
Fans write to the Caped Crusader in the 1960s
You are my idol. I would give anything to spend one hour with you in person.
If you can’t spend an hour how about a half-hour?
If that is too much time, how about fifteen minutes?
I would even be happy with five minutes.
PS. One minute would be okay.